I've seen a few lovely bloggers do this lately (namely Andrea and Michelle), and knowing how much the love me (trust me, they do!) - I'm going to steal their idea. :-)
Dear GMAC Mortgage
I don't appreciate having to spend two hours on the phone with you - to find out that you applied my March payment to pay my quarterly property taxes instead of taking it from my escrow account. I mean, that's what an escrow account is for, right?!?! Just checking! And, NO, I will not make a "double payment" to fix YOUR mistake - MOVE IT FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT. Making me pay a "late payment" fee to apply money to the right place isn't cool either in case you're wondering.
Sincerely
A homeowner who understands accounting better than you...and may call the Better Business Bureau
Dear eBay
You kinda made my day when you helped me find Dansko clogs for $20.
Sincerely
My feet
Dear USPS
If you don't start delivering my mail on a more consistent basis, I will be camping out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to complain to the Postmaster. Oh, and not delivering the mail is kinda like stealing it.
Sincerely
A woman who knows her stuff is missing
Dear Crazy Lady
No, your family DOES NOT own my house. Please stop taking pictures of it, sitting in your car along my fence line and & staring and walking through my yard. Next time, I will call the police.
Sincerely
Someone who is a little freaked out
Dear DVR
Please keep up with all my crazy viewing habits. It's April and we're in the home stretch. I promise you'll get a break during the summer.
Sincerely
The fool paying Comcast a fortune
Dear Sonic
Please open a restaurant near me. I'm tired of people taunting me with their Route 44 sweet tea or other happy hour treats. I want one too! :-)
Sincerely
The girl who got addicted in TX, but lives in MA
Dear GMAC Mortgage
I don't appreciate having to spend two hours on the phone with you - to find out that you applied my March payment to pay my quarterly property taxes instead of taking it from my escrow account. I mean, that's what an escrow account is for, right?!?! Just checking! And, NO, I will not make a "double payment" to fix YOUR mistake - MOVE IT FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT. Making me pay a "late payment" fee to apply money to the right place isn't cool either in case you're wondering.
Sincerely
A homeowner who understands accounting better than you...and may call the Better Business Bureau
_______________________________
Dear eBay
You kinda made my day when you helped me find Dansko clogs for $20.
Sincerely
My feet
______________________________
Dear USPS
If you don't start delivering my mail on a more consistent basis, I will be camping out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to complain to the Postmaster. Oh, and not delivering the mail is kinda like stealing it.
Sincerely
A woman who knows her stuff is missing
_____________________________
Dear Crazy Lady
No, your family DOES NOT own my house. Please stop taking pictures of it, sitting in your car along my fence line and & staring and walking through my yard. Next time, I will call the police.
Sincerely
Someone who is a little freaked out
___________________________
Dear DVR
Please keep up with all my crazy viewing habits. It's April and we're in the home stretch. I promise you'll get a break during the summer.
Sincerely
The fool paying Comcast a fortune
___________________________
Dear Sonic
Please open a restaurant near me. I'm tired of people taunting me with their Route 44 sweet tea or other happy hour treats. I want one too! :-)
Sincerely
The girl who got addicted in TX, but lives in MA
Dear GMAC Mortgage
I don't appreciate having to spend two hours on the phone with you - to find out that you applied my March payment to pay my quarterly property taxes instead of taking it from my escrow account. I mean, that's what an escrow account is for, right?!?! Just checking! And, NO, I will not make a "double payment" to fix YOUR mistake - MOVE IT FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT. Making me pay a "late payment" fee to apply money to the right place isn't cool either in case you're wondering.
Sincerely
A homeowner who understands accounting better than you...and may call the Better Business Bureau
_______________________________
Dear eBay
You kinda made my day when you helped me find Dansko clogs for $20.
Sincerely
My feet
______________________________
Dear USPS
If you don't start delivering my mail on a more consistent basis, I will be camping out EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to complain to the Postmaster. Oh, and not delivering the mail is kinda like stealing it.
Sincerely
A woman who knows her stuff is missing
_____________________________
Dear Crazy Lady
No, your family DOES NOT own my house. Please stop taking pictures of it, sitting in your car along my fence line and & staring and walking through my yard. Next time, I will call the police.
Sincerely
Someone who is a little freaked out
___________________________
Dear DVR
Please keep up with all my crazy viewing habits. It's April and we're in the home stretch. I promise you'll get a break during the summer.
Sincerely
The fool paying Comcast a fortune
___________________________
Dear Sonic
Please open a restaurant near me. I'm tired of people taunting me with their Route 44 sweet tea or other happy hour treats. I want one too! :-)
Sincerely
The girl who got addicted in TX, but lives in MA
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