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It's A GIVEAWAY - From CSN!

Guess what?  The lovely people at CSN reached out to me, and asked if I'd be interested in hosting a giveaway or doing a product review!  And, because I love you all so much - I decided to do a giveaway!

You've all heard of CSN, right?!?!  If you haven't yet, you're missing out!  SERIOUSLY!!  With 200 stores, just jam-packed with things I (and likely you) are all coveting, you can spend all day "window shopping".  I'm a huge fan of their modern furniture right now.  The rugs are right up my alley, and the modern Disney items would subtly mix into my house.

This time around, CSN is letting me give away a $40 gift certificate* towards the item of your choice.  To keep things simple, I'm not giving everyone quite as many entry opportunities as last time.

Earn 1 entry for being a blog follower.
Earn 1 entry for following me on Twitter.
Earn 1 entry for telling me what kind of goodies you'd buy with the gift certificate.

This contest will be open through Sunday, February 13th @ midnight.  The winner will announced soon thereafter.

Good luck!

*Please note that this gift certificate is not applicable towards shipping, but many items already ship for free!
Guess what?  The lovely people at CSN reached out to me, and asked if I'd be interested in hosting a giveaway or doing a product review!  And, because I love you all so much - I decided to do a giveaway!

You've all heard of CSN, right?!?!  If you haven't yet, you're missing out!  SERIOUSLY!!  With 200 stores, just jam-packed with things I (and likely you) are all coveting, you can spend all day "window shopping".  I'm a huge fan of their modern furniture right now.  The rugs are right up my alley, and the modern Disney items would subtly mix into my house.

This time around, CSN is letting me give away a $40 gift certificate* towards the item of your choice.  To keep things simple, I'm not giving everyone quite as many entry opportunities as last time.

Earn 1 entry for being a blog follower.
Earn 1 entry for following me on Twitter.
Earn 1 entry for telling me what kind of goodies you'd buy with the gift certificate.

This contest will be open through Sunday, February 13th @ midnight.  The winner will announced soon thereafter.

Good luck!

*Please note that this gift certificate is not applicable towards shipping, but many items already ship for free!
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Blogging Buddies . . . Works For Me Wednesday

If you have a blog, have you ever met another blogger in real life?   I'm lucky enough to live next-door to a real-life blogger (and host of Works for Me Wednesday...Hi, Kristen!).  And sweet Mr. E sent me to visit Cheryl (TidyMom) this summer. And, then there was Ree. :)

If you ever get a chance to meet a blogger you love, DO IT!  Believe me, it's nice to talk to someone about blogging and not have the person look at you, tilt their head to the side and say, "huh?" 

Last week, I attended my first ever blog conference. 
{And I'm still recovering.}

Thanks to my friends at Blog2Print (you know, the company that will print your blog for you as a book), I was in Nashville at Blissdom.


The opening and closing keynotes were amazing (thank you Brene Brown & Scott Stratten...I cannot express how much I loved them BOTH).

The parties were fun...and the music incredible (yes, Michelle Branch, Mat Kearney, Chris Mann & Crystal Bowersox).  {And here's a sign you're old....you have to google all of those people, other than Crystal who you voted for on American Idol.}
 
{Here's Cheryl with Chris Mann.  Aren't they both adorable?!?}

But the best part?  The highlight of the conference?  Meeting all of the lovely ladies that I've admired from afar.  The craft bloggers, the photography bloggers, the home bloggers, the mommy bloggers....

....and yes, some FABULOUS foodie bloggers.  Here are my homegirls:
 
Kristan of Confessions of a Cookbook Queen
Amy of She Wears Many Hats
Shaina of Food for My Family
Kristen of Dine and Dish (one of the very 1st food blogs I ever read!)
Aimee of Simple Bites
and, my roomie, Cheryl of TidyMom

works for me wednesday at we are that family
Meeting other bloggers?  Works for me!!!  Thank you so much, Blog2Print!!!

{Have you ever met another blogger or attended a blog conference?}

If you have a blog, have you ever met another blogger in real life?   I'm lucky enough to live next-door to a real-life blogger (and host of Works for Me Wednesday...Hi, Kristen!).  And sweet Mr. E sent me to visit Cheryl (TidyMom) this summer. And, then there was Ree. :)

If you ever get a chance to meet a blogger you love, DO IT!  Believe me, it's nice to talk to someone about blogging and not have the person look at you, tilt their head to the side and say, "huh?" 

Last week, I attended my first ever blog conference. 
{And I'm still recovering.}

Thanks to my friends at Blog2Print (you know, the company that will print your blog for you as a book), I was in Nashville at Blissdom.


The opening and closing keynotes were amazing (thank you Brene Brown & Scott Stratten...I cannot express how much I loved them BOTH).

The parties were fun...and the music incredible (yes, Michelle Branch, Mat Kearney, Chris Mann & Crystal Bowersox).  {And here's a sign you're old....you have to google all of those people, other than Crystal who you voted for on American Idol.}
 
{Here's Cheryl with Chris Mann.  Aren't they both adorable?!?}

But the best part?  The highlight of the conference?  Meeting all of the lovely ladies that I've admired from afar.  The craft bloggers, the photography bloggers, the home bloggers, the mommy bloggers....

....and yes, some FABULOUS foodie bloggers.  Here are my homegirls:
 
Kristan of Confessions of a Cookbook Queen
Amy of She Wears Many Hats
Shaina of Food for My Family
Kristen of Dine and Dish (one of the very 1st food blogs I ever read!)
Aimee of Simple Bites
and, my roomie, Cheryl of TidyMom

works for me wednesday at we are that family
Meeting other bloggers?  Works for me!!!  Thank you so much, Blog2Print!!!

{Have you ever met another blogger or attended a blog conference?}

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Tuesdays At The Table - Meatball Bubble Biscuits

Hi gang.  Sorry my TATT post is so late!  I know, it's completely unlike me...but I'm sick. AGAIN!!  This time, they are pretty sure that I'm either having a gallbladder "attack" or they need to take it out.  All I can say is "holy moley, I'm in pain".

Because of this, I'm having another throwback week. Back from when there weren't even a fraction of you lovelies that read and linked up to TATT.  :-)  By the way - I love, love, love reading all your recipes each week!!

Lovely Yellow Ribbons

Meatball Bubble Biscuits

1 can (12 oz) buttermilk or original flaky Pillsbury biscuits
10 frozen cooked meatballs that have been thawed and cut in half
2 sticks (1 oz. each) of string cheese, cut into 10 pieces
1 tbsp of grated parmesan cheese
1/2 tsp of italian seasoning
1/4 tsp of garlic
1 cup of marinara sauce, heated
Seperate the can of biscuits into 10 biscuits, then seperate each biscuit into 2 layers. Press each newly formed biscuit into a 3 inch round.

Place a meatball half and a piece of string cheese in the center of each dough round. Wrap around and press shut each dough round.
In an 8 or 9 inch cake pan, place each seam size down in a single layer.

Sprinkle evenly with garlic, italian seasoning and parmesan cheese.  Bake 20-25 minutes at 375.  Dip in marinara and enjoy. :-)

What's cooking in your kitchen?




Hi gang.  Sorry my TATT post is so late!  I know, it's completely unlike me...but I'm sick. AGAIN!!  This time, they are pretty sure that I'm either having a gallbladder "attack" or they need to take it out.  All I can say is "holy moley, I'm in pain".

Because of this, I'm having another throwback week. Back from when there weren't even a fraction of you lovelies that read and linked up to TATT.  :-)  By the way - I love, love, love reading all your recipes each week!!

Lovely Yellow Ribbons

Meatball Bubble Biscuits

1 can (12 oz) buttermilk or original flaky Pillsbury biscuits
10 frozen cooked meatballs that have been thawed and cut in half
2 sticks (1 oz. each) of string cheese, cut into 10 pieces
1 tbsp of grated parmesan cheese
1/2 tsp of italian seasoning
1/4 tsp of garlic
1 cup of marinara sauce, heated
Seperate the can of biscuits into 10 biscuits, then seperate each biscuit into 2 layers. Press each newly formed biscuit into a 3 inch round.

Place a meatball half and a piece of string cheese in the center of each dough round. Wrap around and press shut each dough round.
In an 8 or 9 inch cake pan, place each seam size down in a single layer.

Sprinkle evenly with garlic, italian seasoning and parmesan cheese.  Bake 20-25 minutes at 375.  Dip in marinara and enjoy. :-)

What's cooking in your kitchen?




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Cream Tea with Nigella Lawson's Buttermilk Scones

Mmm... cream
Who doesn't love scones?  I love eating them, and love making them, although my previous efforts haven't always been the prettiest.  When I make them, although they taste good, they tend to be flat or slopey, nothing like the gorgeous fluffy towering scones that Chef Markus serves at The Langham's High Tea.  (The Langham's scones are the best I've ever had!)

But if at first you don't succeed, try try again... with a new recipe.  The recipe I used was Nigella's buttermilk scones (from Kitchen), which is pretty similar to previous scone recipes in How to be a Domestic Goddess, made with a combo of butter and vegetable fat.  The occasion in question (not that you really need an occasion for scones!) was when our friends Hayden and Katie came over for an arvo catch up.

Even though I have issues getting my scones to look nice, I still love making them for when friends come over.  There are a few reasons for this - scones are cheap, quick to make, and I don't know a single person alive who can resist one.

To avoid making sad little flat discs, I kneaded the dough as little as possible, rolled it out thickly, and used a sharp metal cutter to cut them out.
Hehe, the scones look like they're in prison.
And here they are baked!  They did topple around a bit, even though I pressed the scone cutter straight up and down when cutting out the scones.  I actually think I didn't knead the dough enough - I just needed a little extra kneading to make the dough smoothly combined.

Baked!
Oh well, they still looked decent, and are definitely the best scones I've ever baked!  I'll definitely be using this recipe for scones from now on.

High
I wanted to serve the traditional accompaniment of clotted cream - although I must say I had some trouble finding a good clotted cream here.  I only know of 2 brands here available in supermarkets - Yea and Wattle Valley.  I did see a delicious-looking Tasmanian brand, Meander Valley, at a gourmet supermarket, but it was quite a bit more expensive than the other 2 brands, (approx $8) and I couldn't justify the cost without knowing how good it would be, and if my scones would be a success or not.  (Has anyone tried the Meander Valley?  What do you guys think?)  In the end, I got the Wattle Valley because it was the cheaper of the 2 supermarket brands.  I later learned that Yea and Wattle Valley creams are actually both made by Yea, just packaged differently. Heh, so it seems I made the right choice.

The point of clotted cream, apart from being incredibly rich, is that it is topped with a buttery yellow crust.  When I peeled off the foil lid, I was disappointed to see just a layer of thick white cream... until I looked at the foil lid. Ah! That's where the buttery crust was.

Mmm... fattening
We had the scones with some ruby red raspberry jam, from the Christmas Hills raspberry farm in Tasmania. Perfect!


Check out the fluff-tastic centre!


Fab scones. I love this recipe, and it will be my default scone recipe from now on! With all the trouble I had in the past with scones, why didn't I just turn to a Nigella recipe? Oh well, now I know!
Mmm... cream
Who doesn't love scones?  I love eating them, and love making them, although my previous efforts haven't always been the prettiest.  When I make them, although they taste good, they tend to be flat or slopey, nothing like the gorgeous fluffy towering scones that Chef Markus serves at The Langham's High Tea.  (The Langham's scones are the best I've ever had!)

But if at first you don't succeed, try try again... with a new recipe.  The recipe I used was Nigella's buttermilk scones (from Kitchen), which is pretty similar to previous scone recipes in How to be a Domestic Goddess, made with a combo of butter and vegetable fat.  The occasion in question (not that you really need an occasion for scones!) was when our friends Hayden and Katie came over for an arvo catch up.

Even though I have issues getting my scones to look nice, I still love making them for when friends come over.  There are a few reasons for this - scones are cheap, quick to make, and I don't know a single person alive who can resist one.

To avoid making sad little flat discs, I kneaded the dough as little as possible, rolled it out thickly, and used a sharp metal cutter to cut them out.
Hehe, the scones look like they're in prison.
And here they are baked!  They did topple around a bit, even though I pressed the scone cutter straight up and down when cutting out the scones.  I actually think I didn't knead the dough enough - I just needed a little extra kneading to make the dough smoothly combined.

Baked!
Oh well, they still looked decent, and are definitely the best scones I've ever baked!  I'll definitely be using this recipe for scones from now on.

High
I wanted to serve the traditional accompaniment of clotted cream - although I must say I had some trouble finding a good clotted cream here.  I only know of 2 brands here available in supermarkets - Yea and Wattle Valley.  I did see a delicious-looking Tasmanian brand, Meander Valley, at a gourmet supermarket, but it was quite a bit more expensive than the other 2 brands, (approx $8) and I couldn't justify the cost without knowing how good it would be, and if my scones would be a success or not.  (Has anyone tried the Meander Valley?  What do you guys think?)  In the end, I got the Wattle Valley because it was the cheaper of the 2 supermarket brands.  I later learned that Yea and Wattle Valley creams are actually both made by Yea, just packaged differently. Heh, so it seems I made the right choice.

The point of clotted cream, apart from being incredibly rich, is that it is topped with a buttery yellow crust.  When I peeled off the foil lid, I was disappointed to see just a layer of thick white cream... until I looked at the foil lid. Ah! That's where the buttery crust was.

Mmm... fattening
We had the scones with some ruby red raspberry jam, from the Christmas Hills raspberry farm in Tasmania. Perfect!


Check out the fluff-tastic centre!


Fab scones. I love this recipe, and it will be my default scone recipe from now on! With all the trouble I had in the past with scones, why didn't I just turn to a Nigella recipe? Oh well, now I know!
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But, Seriously....

Sorry I didn't blog much in the past week, ladies.  It was one heck of a week.

I had ice seep into my cellar, build up and crack/freeze pipes.  Then my oil company forgot to deliver oil to me.  Then the pipes froze enough that I couldn't feed water into my boiler.

Which meant I lived like a Pilgrim from Tuesday afternoon through Friday afternoon.  Four days without running water and inconsistent heat was a challenge.  Despite needing to melt snow to bath, to flush the toilet, to cook, etc - I REFUSED to give in and go stay at my parent's or cousin's house.  Stubborn, much?!?!  :-)

Add in a less than lovely (read: craptastic) work week, and a few other unforseen complications, and by Friday afternoon - I wanted to cry into a really large glass of wine.  But I made it!  I have heat, running water and enjoyed a fantastic game night last night.

This week will be better, right? It has to be!

Sorry I didn't blog much in the past week, ladies.  It was one heck of a week.

I had ice seep into my cellar, build up and crack/freeze pipes.  Then my oil company forgot to deliver oil to me.  Then the pipes froze enough that I couldn't feed water into my boiler.

Which meant I lived like a Pilgrim from Tuesday afternoon through Friday afternoon.  Four days without running water and inconsistent heat was a challenge.  Despite needing to melt snow to bath, to flush the toilet, to cook, etc - I REFUSED to give in and go stay at my parent's or cousin's house.  Stubborn, much?!?!  :-)

Add in a less than lovely (read: craptastic) work week, and a few other unforseen complications, and by Friday afternoon - I wanted to cry into a really large glass of wine.  But I made it!  I have heat, running water and enjoyed a fantastic game night last night.

This week will be better, right? It has to be!

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes. . . . . yeah, you heard me.

Kiddo's birthday was last week and he LOOOOOOOOOOVES cookie dough.
{So does his mother...it's hereditary.}

I knew exactly what to make him for his birthday cake, Cheryl's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes.


Let me break these bad boys down for you....

First, there is a chocolate chip cookie cupcake. Then, they are filled with chocolate chip cookie dough filling.  And finally, they are topped with a brown sugar cookie dough frosting.

{Yeah, you don't WANT to know the WW points on these puppies.}

For the cupcakes and the filling, I'm going to link you to Cheryl's printable recipe.  The only change I made on those was to add just a *pinch* of salt to the filling.  You could totally skip that if you wanted.

I changed up the frosting just a bit, so here is that recipe...

Brown Sugar Cookie Dough Frosting

3 sticks unsalted butter, room temp.
3/4 c. light brown sugar, packed
1 lb. box powdered sugar
1/2 tsp. coarse salt
3 TBSP milk
2 and &1/2 tsp vanilla
mini chocolate chips

Cream the butter and brown sugar with the paddle attachment until fluffy.  Add in the powdered sugar and beat on low until incorporated, then increase the speed and beat until smooth and combined.  Add the salt, milk and vanilla; blend until smooth.

Frost the cupcakes. (I used a Bakery Crafts 9CS tip.)  Sprinkle with mini chocolate chips.



Now, it's time for the candles.

And I have NO IDEA how this happened, but the reflection of the flames made ♥'s in the picture.  Is that cool, or what?!?!?


{Here's what 12 looks like around here.....sweaty hair, flared nostrils, fruit punch mustache and all. ♥}
Kiddo's birthday was last week and he LOOOOOOOOOOVES cookie dough.
{So does his mother...it's hereditary.}

I knew exactly what to make him for his birthday cake, Cheryl's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes.


Let me break these bad boys down for you....

First, there is a chocolate chip cookie cupcake. Then, they are filled with chocolate chip cookie dough filling.  And finally, they are topped with a brown sugar cookie dough frosting.

{Yeah, you don't WANT to know the WW points on these puppies.}

For the cupcakes and the filling, I'm going to link you to Cheryl's printable recipe.  The only change I made on those was to add just a *pinch* of salt to the filling.  You could totally skip that if you wanted.

I changed up the frosting just a bit, so here is that recipe...

Brown Sugar Cookie Dough Frosting

3 sticks unsalted butter, room temp.
3/4 c. light brown sugar, packed
1 lb. box powdered sugar
1/2 tsp. coarse salt
3 TBSP milk
2 and &1/2 tsp vanilla
mini chocolate chips

Cream the butter and brown sugar with the paddle attachment until fluffy.  Add in the powdered sugar and beat on low until incorporated, then increase the speed and beat until smooth and combined.  Add the salt, milk and vanilla; blend until smooth.

Frost the cupcakes. (I used a Bakery Crafts 9CS tip.)  Sprinkle with mini chocolate chips.



Now, it's time for the candles.

And I have NO IDEA how this happened, but the reflection of the flames made ♥'s in the picture.  Is that cool, or what?!?!?


{Here's what 12 looks like around here.....sweaty hair, flared nostrils, fruit punch mustache and all. ♥}
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Gram "Magazine" and dodgy content-lifting

EDIT: 31/01/2011 Hi y'all - today I received a personal email from the production director of Gram, and have added some new thoughts to the bottom of this post.

This week, the Twitterverse has been abuzz with comments about Gram magazine, a new free food-based street publication (like Beat).  The tweets that I read were mainly from disgruntled bloggers wondering if it was legal or ethical for a magazine to lift and extensively quote bloggers' content, with only an opt-out policy.  I'd never received any email from Gram magazine, and so naively thought my content hadn't been lifted.  But, today, out of curiosity, I had a look over at their website.  I was wrong.

To illustrate how crap this is, let me tell you a story.

My year 12 economics teacher, Mr. G, taught me a trick for writing uni essays, which he said would work for any type of long arts essay.  I never used it, so I don't know if it works in practice, but you could always give it a go.

1. You take the topic... (here's an example topic, from a cinema studies essay I wrote in 2004).

Kenneth MacKinnon argues that “it is the fervency of the belief in […] utopia, together with the poignancy of its unattainability, that resonates in the experience of the musical's devotees. How does Dancer in the Dark engage with this convention?

2. Then find as many articles as you can on the topic.  For the above example I'd obviously start with Kenneth MacKinnon's article, then anything on Dancer in the Dark, and "utopia" and "musicals" more generally.

3. Cut and paste quotes from all the articles you've found into a word document, arranging them in some sort of coherent fashion (making sure you attribute the quotes accurately), until you've reached your word count.

4. Print out and hand in.


But wait... how could that work? Isn't that just plain dodgy?  According to Mr. G, "they can't get you for plagiarism", and "if your quotes have answered the question, they have to pass you".  In other words, you might get a crap mark, but at least you'll pass and you won't have exerted any unnecessary effort.

And this is the dodgy and lazy approach that our friends over at Gram magazine have taken, swiping content from Melbourne bloggers, and lazily slapping them together to create a "magazine" (online and in print), to generate advertising revenue for themselves.  To show you how it works, here is how they used my content... (Please note that I am quoting them to illustrate a point, not to make up the content of my post, an important distinction.)

"Impressed by the selections offered at St Kilda’s Mockingbird, Sarah @ Sarah Cooks noted the cocktail list featured classics as well as “some signature cocktails”, like the lychee and passionfruit martini, the caramel, and “fabulous” espresso martini. Tasting plates are available. Sarah had the mozzarella and herb arancini, the beer-battered Moreton Bay bug tails with caper mayonnaise and the half-roasted chicken on truffled polenta, amongst other things…"

What terribly lazy writing!  They haven't added any new ideas to my post, just regurgitated what I wrote in August last year, in an attempt to pass it off as a genuine article.

Another Outspoken Female has written 2 excellent posts about Gram - the first one back in November when she got an introductory email from them, and one last week after she saw a paper copy and realised her posts were "quoted" in Gram.  I'd suggest reading her posts to get an overview of the whole situation.  In fact, that is what I had to do, as I have never been directly contacted by Gram, and I had no idea what they were about.

Let me re-iterate:

I have never been contacted by Gram.  They never asked permission, or even informed me that they would be using my content in their magazine.

According to the introductory email that AOF re-printed on her blog, (that I never received)...

featured bloggers will probably notice a marked increase in traffic to their sites, expanding the potential for those already advertising to capitalise on their work, and creating opportunities for those that yet don’t (through options like Google AdSense, Nuffnang and Foodbuzz).

Firstly, not every blogger cares about how many hits they get.  I blog because I enjoy it, because I love cooking, eating, taking pictures and writing.  I happily run Nuffnang ads on my blog, but they're not the main reason I blog.  Any small advertising revenue I get is just a bonus, not the be-all and end-all of blogging. I don't spend hours doing SEO, and I'm not going to be grateful that someone's lifted my content without my permission so that I can get a few extra hits.  And besides, I've only had one hit from Gram, which was actually me, trying to see if their links worked.  Big whoop.

Whatever your opinion on the commercialisation of blogs, and of sites like Foodbuzz and Urbanspoon, I'm sure we can all agree that bloggers should choose whether or not they want to join, and not automatically be included without being asked or informed.

editorial policy ensures any authors who choose not to be included, for whatever reason, are respected, and won’t be featured.

Clearly that respect wasn't extended to me.  I never even had a chance to opt out, as I never received an email from Gram informing me they'd be lifting my content.

At worst, it's plagiarism, and at best, it's very sloppy and unethical "journalism".  Tellingly, the only contact in the "Contact Us" section on the website states: "For sales and advertising, please contact our Production Director".

They call it "Melbourne Food Culture. Compiled."

I call it "Melbourne Food Bloggers' Content. Stolen."

********

31/01/2011 EDIT:  As I mentioned above, today I received a lengthy email from the production director of Gram, in response to this post.  She apologised for the oversight and explained what Gram is about.  I do believe she was being genuine, and appreciate the time and thought she put into her personalised response.  For what it's worth, I think Gram has some good ideas, but extremely poor execution, and a misunderstanding of how bloggers operate.  (If you've seen Ed's blog, you may have seen a copy of the group email she later sent out, or indeed, received the email yourself, which explains their aims).  I get the impression that Gram is based on the idea that food bloggers are a homogeneous group, rather than the varied individuals that we are.  I'm sure there are bloggers who'd love to get on board, others who would never consider it, and anything in between.  In fact, had I been contacted individually months ago and had the Gram agenda explained to me clearly, I may very well have chosen to get on board.  But now we'll never know.


Cheers for reading.  Soon Sarah Cooks will return to its usual programming...
EDIT: 31/01/2011 Hi y'all - today I received a personal email from the production director of Gram, and have added some new thoughts to the bottom of this post.

This week, the Twitterverse has been abuzz with comments about Gram magazine, a new free food-based street publication (like Beat).  The tweets that I read were mainly from disgruntled bloggers wondering if it was legal or ethical for a magazine to lift and extensively quote bloggers' content, with only an opt-out policy.  I'd never received any email from Gram magazine, and so naively thought my content hadn't been lifted.  But, today, out of curiosity, I had a look over at their website.  I was wrong.

To illustrate how crap this is, let me tell you a story.

My year 12 economics teacher, Mr. G, taught me a trick for writing uni essays, which he said would work for any type of long arts essay.  I never used it, so I don't know if it works in practice, but you could always give it a go.

1. You take the topic... (here's an example topic, from a cinema studies essay I wrote in 2004).

Kenneth MacKinnon argues that “it is the fervency of the belief in […] utopia, together with the poignancy of its unattainability, that resonates in the experience of the musical's devotees. How does Dancer in the Dark engage with this convention?

2. Then find as many articles as you can on the topic.  For the above example I'd obviously start with Kenneth MacKinnon's article, then anything on Dancer in the Dark, and "utopia" and "musicals" more generally.

3. Cut and paste quotes from all the articles you've found into a word document, arranging them in some sort of coherent fashion (making sure you attribute the quotes accurately), until you've reached your word count.

4. Print out and hand in.


But wait... how could that work? Isn't that just plain dodgy?  According to Mr. G, "they can't get you for plagiarism", and "if your quotes have answered the question, they have to pass you".  In other words, you might get a crap mark, but at least you'll pass and you won't have exerted any unnecessary effort.

And this is the dodgy and lazy approach that our friends over at Gram magazine have taken, swiping content from Melbourne bloggers, and lazily slapping them together to create a "magazine" (online and in print), to generate advertising revenue for themselves.  To show you how it works, here is how they used my content... (Please note that I am quoting them to illustrate a point, not to make up the content of my post, an important distinction.)

"Impressed by the selections offered at St Kilda’s Mockingbird, Sarah @ Sarah Cooks noted the cocktail list featured classics as well as “some signature cocktails”, like the lychee and passionfruit martini, the caramel, and “fabulous” espresso martini. Tasting plates are available. Sarah had the mozzarella and herb arancini, the beer-battered Moreton Bay bug tails with caper mayonnaise and the half-roasted chicken on truffled polenta, amongst other things…"

What terribly lazy writing!  They haven't added any new ideas to my post, just regurgitated what I wrote in August last year, in an attempt to pass it off as a genuine article.

Another Outspoken Female has written 2 excellent posts about Gram - the first one back in November when she got an introductory email from them, and one last week after she saw a paper copy and realised her posts were "quoted" in Gram.  I'd suggest reading her posts to get an overview of the whole situation.  In fact, that is what I had to do, as I have never been directly contacted by Gram, and I had no idea what they were about.

Let me re-iterate:

I have never been contacted by Gram.  They never asked permission, or even informed me that they would be using my content in their magazine.

According to the introductory email that AOF re-printed on her blog, (that I never received)...

featured bloggers will probably notice a marked increase in traffic to their sites, expanding the potential for those already advertising to capitalise on their work, and creating opportunities for those that yet don’t (through options like Google AdSense, Nuffnang and Foodbuzz).

Firstly, not every blogger cares about how many hits they get.  I blog because I enjoy it, because I love cooking, eating, taking pictures and writing.  I happily run Nuffnang ads on my blog, but they're not the main reason I blog.  Any small advertising revenue I get is just a bonus, not the be-all and end-all of blogging. I don't spend hours doing SEO, and I'm not going to be grateful that someone's lifted my content without my permission so that I can get a few extra hits.  And besides, I've only had one hit from Gram, which was actually me, trying to see if their links worked.  Big whoop.

Whatever your opinion on the commercialisation of blogs, and of sites like Foodbuzz and Urbanspoon, I'm sure we can all agree that bloggers should choose whether or not they want to join, and not automatically be included without being asked or informed.

editorial policy ensures any authors who choose not to be included, for whatever reason, are respected, and won’t be featured.

Clearly that respect wasn't extended to me.  I never even had a chance to opt out, as I never received an email from Gram informing me they'd be lifting my content.

At worst, it's plagiarism, and at best, it's very sloppy and unethical "journalism".  Tellingly, the only contact in the "Contact Us" section on the website states: "For sales and advertising, please contact our Production Director".

They call it "Melbourne Food Culture. Compiled."

I call it "Melbourne Food Bloggers' Content. Stolen."

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31/01/2011 EDIT:  As I mentioned above, today I received a lengthy email from the production director of Gram, in response to this post.  She apologised for the oversight and explained what Gram is about.  I do believe she was being genuine, and appreciate the time and thought she put into her personalised response.  For what it's worth, I think Gram has some good ideas, but extremely poor execution, and a misunderstanding of how bloggers operate.  (If you've seen Ed's blog, you may have seen a copy of the group email she later sent out, or indeed, received the email yourself, which explains their aims).  I get the impression that Gram is based on the idea that food bloggers are a homogeneous group, rather than the varied individuals that we are.  I'm sure there are bloggers who'd love to get on board, others who would never consider it, and anything in between.  In fact, had I been contacted individually months ago and had the Gram agenda explained to me clearly, I may very well have chosen to get on board.  But now we'll never know.


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